biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

o-i-am-a-squid-o:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

for whatever reason, you suddenly gain godlike powers of control over the universe. what’s the first thing you do?

Make the sky neon green.

very nice

lj-lyall:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

for whatever reason, you suddenly gain godlike powers of control over the universe. what’s the first thing you do?

im eating this entire reality like a tic tac

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

thesbolesbo:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

for whatever reason, you suddenly gain godlike powers of control over the universe. what’s the first thing you do?

I would make the grass feel like shredded coconut and it would be pink

i’m so glad i made this post

funereal-disease:

theweegeemeister:

Some people: Pokemon have to have good lore and an interesting naming scheme for me to like them. They can’t just be some stupid, slapped together design! It has to be well thought out and deep.

My dumb ass: I love Whiscash because it’s a catfish with whiskers. That’s why its called Whiscash. It also has a w on his forehead. The w stands for Whiscash :-)

my husband says that Whiscash “looks like he wants to make you pancakes” and honestly that’s just the tea 

(via highlyfunctioning-fangirl)

thesbolesbo:

seashellronan:

wlw is culture is jokingly flirting with all your straight gal pals while being one hundred percent up for it if they ever come to their senses

THE TAGS

(via smallest-feeblest-boggart)

ask-rk900:

wethepotterheads0214:

idonotraisecain:

cavernariog:

el-cavernariogalindo:

😳😳 😫😫😢😢🤧

As an autistic boy, I approve.

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

//It has literally taken almost 30 years for me to find another kid with Autism who has the thing about food textures the same as I do.

Finally….

Proof I wasn’t just a fussy kid, but it was a psychological and physiological disorder that kept me from eating certain foods because of the damn texture.

(via highlyfunctioning-fangirl)

slimy:

mjalti:

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

(via thehighladyelf)

paleorobot:

lumnch:

paleorobot:

lumnch:

I like how looney tunes were like “wouldn’t it be funny if a cute cartoon character suddenly yelled extremely loud and furiously in a totally regular man’s voice” and then they just used that gag a million times and it always was funny

tom and jerry too

I think I was actually mostly thinking of Tom and Jerry when I made this post and misremembered. They really gave that cat a grown adult mans voice

and it was glorious

(via itsyourboykent)